What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:46

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!